Rules of Living with Sherlock (Complete)

(Also, if you think my translation’s terrible, I’m open to improve them hehe)

Edit: Thanks to @changru for the source of this.

So I was curious of what the rules Sherlock carefully typed out for Wato in Episode 2 when she gave her a long list.

However, for some strange reason, I was watching the ones with the Japanese subtitles and the rules never came up on the screen like how it did for the English subbed version (strange).

Regardless, here are some loose translation of the rules she meticulously wrote for Wato. The quality of the video I was watching from was not the best, so I couldn’t translate all of them. It was too blurry for me to catch. If there’s an HD version of the episode, LET ME KNOW! :D   NVM!

• Don’t make breakfast
• Make coffee with water heated to 82 degrees celsius
• Don’t clean the room. Don’t clean up.
• Do not talk above 50 decibels.
• No relaxing
• Don’t talk about your memories
• Do not self-assert
• Don’t make lame jokes
• Don’t even say they’re funny
• You can only ask up to 3 questions per day
• I won’t mention the same thing twice
• Make me say it the third time, you leave
• No humming songs
• Don’t show your teeth when you’re laughing
• Don’t ruffle my hair
• Coughing and sneezing are not allowed inside the room
• Don’t get hurt
• Don’t get sick
• If you are buying things, and you’re buying several different kinds of stuff, don’t put your own preference to them
• Even if you don’t like it, buy it immediately
• Angle of opening the window should be at 48 degrees angle
• Do not open / close windows without instructions
• Do not turn the lights off in the room
• Air conditioning is always at 27 degrees celsius, heating is always at 26 degrees celsius
• PCs and cellphones should always be charged
• Don’t ever touch the cello
• Don’t ever touch evidences
• Don’t ever touch equipments
• Don’t ever touch documents
• Don’t stand in front of me
• Don’t stand behind me
• Also don’t stand beside me
• When walking, do not use loud footsteps
• Don’t abruptly open the door
• Also don’t abruptly close the door
• Don’t water the moss (credits to @hazelwong)
  
• The moss on the Raffles’ pitcherplant should be dry (credits to @hazelwong)
• HAPPY BIRTHDAY! or anything like that is strange
• Toilet papers must be double ply
• Receive gifts from clients
• Do not buy chestnuts with the shells off
• Do not ask for consent at anytime
• You’ll only get one call from me when the phone rings
• If any cockroaches appear alive, capture them
• Do not worry about greetings
• Don’t make eye contact with me when you’re talking

If anyone wants to improve the translation, go right ahead!!